"Fuck yo ambitions"
this is honestly the best post and so like dogs its not even funny
yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me
when ur boob starts itching in public
invisible jesus takes the world by storm
Cats and Tumblr
Aaron Paul: confused by fashion
the greatest post in internet history
"the fuck is this?? the fuck is that??"
"what the fuck bitch"
I’m in such a good mood today. Hoodie weather has officially arrived in Ohio.
I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that
I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.
I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG